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Kelsey knows my type.
This is where my new icon comes from.
“ i want James Franco to be in my homosexart movie that i’m not even writing.
— Kelsey Christene
Moirails.
Fandom Secret:
Ross <> Phoebe
I ship it.
Lisa Kudrow’s laugh is the best laugh.
Spike.
Vriska Serket (arachnidsGrip):
yep
Kelsey's Angry Shark Dick and Dragon Jail
Kittenbaby Moonsparkle:
alskdjf
that sounds like
a badly named tv show
Vriska Serket (arachnidsGrip):
on SPIKE TV
FOR REAL MEN
HARDCORE
TESTOSTERONE
VIDEO GAMES
DEATH
SEXSEXSEXSEX
WITH WOMEN!!!!!
Actual Life
Kelsey: I was raised on Fleetwood Mac--
Me: I was raised on alcohol and broken promises.
Kelsey: --and was almost named Christina because of the one person in the band. I was also almost named Rhiannon after the song.
Me: Oh. I thought we were writing a teen fiction novel.
Kelsey: No; no, this is my actual life.
My parents took me to a concert by a band called Mother's Finest, and they were front row. The lead singer picked me up from my dad's arms, held me up to the crowd. I threw up rock and roll hands.
I was one year old.
“ how did you come out were you just like
oh hey mom i’m gay can you pass the milk
I don’t know why milk is on the table
but
it is and you want her to pass it
oh hey mom i’m gay can you pass the milk
I don’t know why milk is on the table
but
it is and you want her to pass it
— Kelsey Christene (into-the-great-wide-open.tumblr.com)
Mondays with Kelsey!
Me:
figure it out is coming back to tv
Kelsey:
WHAT
Me:
mhmm
Kelsey:
slakdfjsldkFJOSIDJf
that was my shit
omg
I loved that show so much
I would not miss it for anything
Me:
yeah
some guy named jeff is hosting it
not summer sanders
Kelsey:
Jeff Corwin?
Me:
jess sutphen
Kelsey:
oh
Me:
jeff
Kelsey:
hahaha
Me:
fffffesaesefsef
Kelsey:
I was like wait
who the fuck is jess
haha
Me:
hes rorys otp
Kelsey:
obvs
