flawlesstrueperfection: if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
Do you ever just like, study someone's face?
The shape of their eyes The turn of their brow The way one seems to be offset from the other from some subtle expression Those little stray hairs the fall just outside the hairline from the rest The curves in their ears The bridge of their nose The size of their lips The lines of the jaw and the accentuating facial hair around it Faces.
ambitioncutsusdown: cute girls (◡‿◡✿) cute girls sticking up for their rights ｡◕‿◕｡ cute girls smashing the patriarchy with blood on their pretty hands (✿ ♥‿♥)
You're a stick of dynamite, and I'm a lit fuse.
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
sociablesociopath: craigslist casual encounter: will drive two hours to make out with ur corgi and u
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
conversation topics for when yr holding yr date's...
nietzscheisdead: is the weather angry what dreams may come forsakenness when you were little and a bug crawled under your skin and you were just happy you made a new friend new paradigms ancient power pogo pope
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– Unknown
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be...– Bell Hooks
The heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its...– Vincent Van Gogh
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
atticuschapin: peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff I do this all the time
inunchartedwaters: Allah, Allah, Allah in every blade of grass
tightarsetuesday: when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips when that part of their tummy has a happy trail when you see the waistband of their underwear boys
shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
thehighpriestessoftinselat221b replied to your post: Dear Coffee Bean Gelato: Marco, you are magnificent. A magnificent, angry man talking to gelato. xD Thank you!
fractalrevenge replied to your post: Dear Coffee Bean Gelato: thou angry brother
Dear Coffee Bean Gelato:
I was promised chocolate covered coffee beans in you. In the entire package, there might have been, one? Maybe? I am disappointed in you. You lied to me, and I hope the second package is nothing like you! NOTHING!
freakvevo: Started at the bottom and we’re still here I think this elevator is broken
I begin to wish for firelight, and privacy, and the limbs of one person.– Virginia Woolf, The Waves
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH