May 2013
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fractalrevenge replied to your post: Dear Coffee Bean Gelato:
thou angry brother
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Dear Coffee Bean Gelato:
I was promised chocolate covered coffee beans in you.
In the entire package, there might have been, one? Maybe?
I am disappointed in you.
You lied to me, and I hope the second package is nothing like you!
NOTHING!
freakvevo:
Started at the bottom and we’re still here I think this elevator is broken
“I begin to wish for firelight, and privacy, and the limbs of one person.”
– Virginia Woolf, The Waves
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
surf4ces:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: …
I’m stealing all the points/ stars then >=)
Sorry, Kelvin! Looks like you’re in last place and there’s only a few turns left!
thingtypestuff:
The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”
mitchellhp:
blooddriveatthelumbercompany:
mitchellhp replied to your post: The best part of cleaning
I prefer organizing over cleaning.
I’ve done both, and I still have both left to do.
＼(＾O＾)／
You should put on some Mary Poppins. Snap those fingers, man.
That’s my next plan! I’ve tried whistling and whistling and singing, but all I got was the neighbors telling me to...
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thehomard replied to your post: The best part of cleaning
O.O
?.?
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mitchellhp replied to your post: The best part of cleaning
I prefer organizing over cleaning.
I’ve done both, and I still have both left to do.
＼(＾O＾)／
mrcraabs:
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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fractalrevenge replied to your post: The best part of cleaning
wut is this logic
ლ(o◡oლ)
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The best part of cleaning
is that things get dirty so you have to clean them again.
(ﾉ^_^)ﾉ
“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...”
– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
(via ohhoechno)
I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
(via touchofgrey37)
...
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fractalrevenge replied to your post: alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: …
mario cart
*k
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alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: …
Aw man I was aiming for 9000 :( anyway I can steal a point from someone else lets say like *cough* kelvin *cough*
Stealing points?
What do you think this is, Mario Party?
Cause it so is, steal away!
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alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: If ONE…
Sweetttt! How many points do I have in total? :)
IT’S OVER
8,999.
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alchemistofpoetry replied to your post: If ONE more person decides to say
If its any help I thought of Marco Antonio solis when I first saw that your name is Marco ._.
Hey look! You’ve discovered my middle name!
+10 pts.
justinbiebercirca2010:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
agayboy:
sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks (◡‿◡✿)
“Nurse Chapel is a beloved [Trek] character,” says Orci. “Even before the first...”
– Bob Orci talks to BuzzFeed about fan references in Star Trek Into Darkness. [x]
All I have to say about this is:
(via numbtongue)
#the misogyny is so fucking palpable im going 2 throw up #you had the opportinity to introduce another female character #(having more than 2 is too much for you...
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sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
actuallyharleyquinn:
“Trekkies and I have quite a bit in common. They speak klingon and I cling on to anyone that shows any sort of affection towards me.”
Same, Mamrie
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mitchellhp replied to your post: If ONE more person decides to say
I think I remember this happening in HS. Oops. Sorryy
You are forgiven because you are Michelle.
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If ONE more person decides to say
Marco
Polo!
when hearing my name for the first time,
I will change it.
I will straight up change my name.
You are not funny You are not creative You are annoying.
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actuallyharleyquinn replied to your post: The longest part of my hair reaches the base of my skull;
now would be a perfect time for one of those play doh type hair growing things to exist
INVENT ONE FOR ME, CYNDI.
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The longest part of my hair reaches the base of my...
The shortest part of my hair is a superman curl;
I am in hell.
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– (via alldopeeverything) 